Jokers

Tonight my little boys were on a joke spree. They were so very impressed with Jacob's jokes!!


Why do sharks like salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

What is the tallest building?
The Library. It has the most stories.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.

What kind of dreams do horses have?
NightMares

What flower grows between your toes and your forehead?
TU-lips

What do planets read?
Comet books

WHat goes up and down and doesn't move?
Stairs

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.